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Category: Nature

BEAST MODE RANKING: MARSHAWN LYNCH’S THREE BEST GAMES AGAINST THE 49ERS

by Jacob Sisneros I gotta admit I’m feeling conflicted heading into arguably the matchup of the season. As a 49ers … More

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I APOLOGIZE TO THE SEAHAWKS FOR MY RECENT BAD BURRITO CHOICES

On Sunday, I had a California burrito from Nico’s for lunch. This caused the Seahawks to lose to the Rams, … More

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POWER RANKINGS: ROCK BANDS ON SAND DUNES

Why do guitar bands like to hang out on sand dunes? I can’t answer that for sure, but I do … More

abe cunningham, beach boys, blink-182, chi cheng, chino moreno, deftones, deserts, dick dale, dune, greta van fleet, hanson, jim morrison, jimmy page (creep), lovely sand dunes, mmmbop, mojave desert, orifices, palm springs, sahara desert, sand dunes, stevie nicks, sting, succulents on instagram, the rolling stones, tinariwen

MICHAEL COHEN’S BIG, STEAMING PILE OF TESTIMONY

Michael Cohen really sat down and unloaded the other day. He really dropped at least two huge stories. Definitely a … More

Deuces, Dumps, Hot brown, Michael Cohen, Squeezing one out, Steaming hot brown, Steaming piles, Testimony

5 GREAT TIPS FOR SURVIVING YOUR CONTINUED CONFINEMENT

Let’s assume that you, like me, have been stuck in your house for 5+ days because of the 2019 GREAT … More

#content, Howard Hughes, lean, milk and cookies, Misogyny, Netflix, paranoia, racism

BEHOLD! LEIF THE GIRAFFE, TALLEST MAN IN COLFAX

Today is a landmark for me; it is without a doubt the day I’ve heard the word “Colfax” more than … More

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IT’S NOT THE RAIN—IT’S THE DARKNESS

Seattle in wintertime is a straight up bummer, but it’s not because of the rain. Today, twilight crept along at 3:45, … More

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A PIGEON GOT TRAPPED IN CITY TARGET YESTERDAY AND IT WAS CUTE

I wish I’d gotten video, but I was too busy– along with everyone else in line to buy household items– … More

birds, brooms, city target, middle management, pigeons

EDITORIAL BOARD: BRING BALANCE & TRANSPARENCY TO THE ENVIRONMENT. VOTE NO ON I-1631

by The Seattle Times Editorial Board Washington’s Environment is diverse, wondrous, and—of course—sustains all life. We do not question its contributions … More

carbon tax, climate change, I-1631, public records, Seattle Times Editorial board, transparency

BEHOLD! FOG!

Few naturally (and occasionally unnaturally) occurring weather phenomena evoke the mix of calm, beauty, and dread that a thick layer … More

behold!, climate change, existential terror, john carpetner, pictures, pioneer square, ridley scott, the fog

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