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Category: Sports

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BEAST MODE RANKING: MARSHAWN LYNCH’S THREE BEST GAMES AGAINST THE 49ERS

by Jacob Sisneros I gotta admit I’m feeling conflicted heading into arguably the matchup of the season. As a 49ers … More

49ers, Aldon Smith, Beast Mode, Dashon Goldson, Donte Whitner, Doug Baldwin, Jacob Sisneros, Jermaine Kearse, Jim Harbaugh, Justin Smith, Marshawn Lynch, NaVorro Bowman, Patrick Willis, Peyton Manning, Russell Wilson, seahawks

I APOLOGIZE TO THE SEAHAWKS FOR MY RECENT BAD BURRITO CHOICES

On Sunday, I had a California burrito from Nico’s for lunch. This caused the Seahawks to lose to the Rams, … More

breakfast burrito, burritos, California burrito, chorizo, crying Jordan, Darell Bevell is a moron, game day, Jared Goff, Los Angeles Rams, Marshawn Lynch, no-hitter, pass protection, Rainier Beer, Russell Wilson, Seattle Seahawks, Skittles, sports superstitions, Super Bowl 49

TAKE ME OUT: STRAY OBSERVATIONS FROM MY FIRST MARINERS GAME IN TWO YEARS

Last night, in shorts, a band T and graphicked trucker cap (the closest I have to a baseball hat) I … More

graham wrote a sports, ipas, los angeles angels, losing, outkast, Seattle Mariners, stadiums, the national anthem

GIANNIS AND THE BUCKS WERE THE NEW NBA DYNASTY, UNTIL THEY WEREN’T

Giannis Antetokounmpo of the Milwaukee Bucks is a remarkable basketball player. He has the unusual chance to become the best … More

Donald Trump, Giannis Antetokounmpo, hillary clinton, Kawhi Leonard, LeBron James, Los Angeles Lakers, Milwaukee Bucks, Toronto Raptors

TRADING JAMES PAXTON TO THE YANKESS IS JUST THE LATEST INSULT TO MARINERS FANS

On the night it was published, my sister texted me a link to this article, by Mariners beat writer extraordinaire … More

Brett Kavanaugh, James Paxton, Jerry DiPoto, Kevin Mather, Lorena Martin, mariners, Mike Zunino, Yankees

THE NEIGHBORHOOD ON GAME DAY AND THE AFTERMATH

Last night the Seahawks netted a necessary and decisive victory over the Green Bay Packers. My understanding of what that … More

aftershocks, alley rats, chinatown, day after game day, football, game day, id, mariners, montana, pioneer square, seahawks, sounders

WILL THE NEXT SEAHAWKS OWNER BE AS GOOD AS PAUL ALLEN?

The Seahawks are going to be sold soon, now that Paul Allen has died. To me, the Seahawks are one … More

Barcelona, Donald Sterling, George Steinbrenner, Jim Dolan, Juventus, Manchester United, Maple Leafs, Mike Holmgren, Packers, paul allen, Pete Carroll, primogeniture, Real Madrid, seahawks, Trail Blazers, Woody Johnson

DODGERS MANAGER DAVE ROBERTS IS A RED SOX SLEEPER AGENT

The Los Angeles Dodgers lost the World Series to the Boston Red Sox last night. The series was chock full … More

Dave Roberts, Dodgers, Double agent, Kim Philby, Manchurian Candidate, Red Sox, Sleeper agent

EARL THOMAS GOT SCREWED

When Earl Thomas broke his leg in a non-contact play during the Seahawks game last Sunday, he cost himself about … More

earl thomas, fuck you pay me, injuries, seahawks

THE 2018 MARINERS WERE AS FUN AS A SWIFT KICK IN THE PANTS

On Saturday, the Mariners were officially, mercifully eliminated from any miraculous chance at playing in the postseason. This year has … More

#metoo, Brad Pitt, Dee Gordon, extortion, fistfights, Jean Segura, Kevin Mather, Moneyball, oceans, PEDs, sharks, stadiums, the doggy paddle of low expectations

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