by Jacob Sisneros I gotta admit I’m feeling conflicted heading into arguably the matchup of the season. As a 49ers … More
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I APOLOGIZE TO THE SEAHAWKS FOR MY RECENT BAD BURRITO CHOICES
On Sunday, I had a California burrito from Nico’s for lunch. This caused the Seahawks to lose to the Rams, … More
TAKE ME OUT: STRAY OBSERVATIONS FROM MY FIRST MARINERS GAME IN TWO YEARS
Last night, in shorts, a band T and graphicked trucker cap (the closest I have to a baseball hat) I … More
GIANNIS AND THE BUCKS WERE THE NEW NBA DYNASTY, UNTIL THEY WEREN’T
Giannis Antetokounmpo of the Milwaukee Bucks is a remarkable basketball player. He has the unusual chance to become the best … More
TRADING JAMES PAXTON TO THE YANKESS IS JUST THE LATEST INSULT TO MARINERS FANS
On the night it was published, my sister texted me a link to this article, by Mariners beat writer extraordinaire … More
THE NEIGHBORHOOD ON GAME DAY AND THE AFTERMATH
Last night the Seahawks netted a necessary and decisive victory over the Green Bay Packers. My understanding of what that … More
WILL THE NEXT SEAHAWKS OWNER BE AS GOOD AS PAUL ALLEN?
The Seahawks are going to be sold soon, now that Paul Allen has died. To me, the Seahawks are one … More
DODGERS MANAGER DAVE ROBERTS IS A RED SOX SLEEPER AGENT
The Los Angeles Dodgers lost the World Series to the Boston Red Sox last night. The series was chock full … More
EARL THOMAS GOT SCREWED
When Earl Thomas broke his leg in a non-contact play during the Seahawks game last Sunday, he cost himself about … More
THE 2018 MARINERS WERE AS FUN AS A SWIFT KICK IN THE PANTS
On Saturday, the Mariners were officially, mercifully eliminated from any miraculous chance at playing in the postseason. This year has … More