At four forty five p.m. on a Monday, Eastern Cafe is packed. Not every Monday, but the day in question … More
Tag: department of futile requests
DEAR BERNIE SANDERS: DON’T RUN FOR PRESIDENT
Dear Bernie Sanders, You will not read this, because you are a busy man. As soon as the midterms ended, … More
I’D BE FINE WITH NEVER HEARING “SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT” IN SEATTLE IN PUBLIC AGAIN
From the Department of Futile Requests comes the following: Dear Seattle, can we not with Smells Like Teen Spirit any … More