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Category: White People

We are continually amazed by the mediocrity of our fellow white men and just white people in general.

86 ME PLEASE: HOW TO GET KICKED OUT OF A RESTAURANT LIKE SARAH SANDERS

Have you been kicked out of a bar or restaurant recently? Well, if you haven’t, you aren’t trying hard enough. … More

420, 69, 86, Restaurants, Sarah Sanders, Take Off Your Pants and Jacket

POWER RANKINGS: 5 BEST NEW MEXICO THINGS (NOW THAT I AM A CERTIFIED EXPERT)

My last four days I took a mini-vacation from Seattle’s coffee-and-status fueled bump and grind to catch up with an … More

Albuquerque, Meow Wolf, New Mexico, Rich hippie aunt, Route 66, Santa Fe is lame

WICKED PISSAH: BOSTON RULES AND SO DOES DUNKIN’ ICED COFFEE

by Sam Carter How’s my morale?  Fairly low. One might say it’s lower than the Seahawks’ after Superbowl XLIX.  Lower … More

Boston, coffee, Dunkin Donuts, Iced coffee, Left Coast elite, LinkedIn endorsements, New England, rebuttals, Starbucks, Subarus, Super Bowl XLIX

DONALD TRUMP IS A CHILD ABUSER WHO SHOULD NOT BE PRESIDENT

I don’t know how to put it more plainly. Only a horrible person would permit the cruel, evil things his … More

child abuse, immigration, refugees, trump, US border

POWER RANKINGS: BEST TYPES OF ICED COFFEE

It’s summertime in Seattle,* which brings to mind that old truism: The only thing better than hot coffee is iced … More

coffee, cold brew, Dunkin Donuts, iced mocha, Vietnamese coffee
Colman Pool

EXCELLENCE IN CITYNESS: COLMAN POOL

Colman Pool, at the very southwest corner of the city, is something that could only exist in Seattle. That statement … More

Colman Pool, excellence in cityness, public pools, segregation, swimming, waterslides, West Seattle, Zadie Smith

THE MUNDANE HORROR OF TALKING TO COFFEE SHOP CUSTOMERS

For several years, I was on the other side of the horror show that Graham described yesterday. I was a … More

baristas, coffee, coffee shop, dick pics, emotional anguish, sadness

THE ONE SURPRISING THING ABOUT THIS WHOLE ROSEANNE SITUATION

I was not surprised when I heard that ABC was re-booting Roseanne Barr’s hit ’90s sitcom Roseanne. The ’90s are back, if … More

cultural criticism, fresh off the boat, racism, roseanne, the conners, tv

CONE AND STEINER IS 7/11 FOR RICH PEOPLE– SO WHY DO I GO BACK?

The gentle strains of a well produced folk band waft overhead. A man who looks to be in his fifties … More

can't have nice things, classism, cone and steiner, international district, murder mart, pioneer square, poverty, quesadillas!, rich people, shop local or don't

TRANSCRIPT OF A MEETING AT EZELL’S WORLD HEADQUARTERS

Ezell’s Famous Fried Chicken has its world corporate headquarters across the street from my house. I know this because, quite … More

ezell's, fried chicken, lake city, those people, wallingford, winning and losing at the same time

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