Have you been kicked out of a bar or restaurant recently? Well, if you haven’t, you aren’t trying hard enough. … More
Category: White People
We are continually amazed by the mediocrity of our fellow white men and just white people in general.
POWER RANKINGS: 5 BEST NEW MEXICO THINGS (NOW THAT I AM A CERTIFIED EXPERT)
My last four days I took a mini-vacation from Seattle’s coffee-and-status fueled bump and grind to catch up with an … More
WICKED PISSAH: BOSTON RULES AND SO DOES DUNKIN’ ICED COFFEE
by Sam Carter How’s my morale? Fairly low. One might say it’s lower than the Seahawks’ after Superbowl XLIX. Lower … More
DONALD TRUMP IS A CHILD ABUSER WHO SHOULD NOT BE PRESIDENT
I don’t know how to put it more plainly. Only a horrible person would permit the cruel, evil things his … More
POWER RANKINGS: BEST TYPES OF ICED COFFEE
It’s summertime in Seattle,* which brings to mind that old truism: The only thing better than hot coffee is iced … More
EXCELLENCE IN CITYNESS: COLMAN POOL
Colman Pool, at the very southwest corner of the city, is something that could only exist in Seattle. That statement … More
THE MUNDANE HORROR OF TALKING TO COFFEE SHOP CUSTOMERS
For several years, I was on the other side of the horror show that Graham described yesterday. I was a … More
THE ONE SURPRISING THING ABOUT THIS WHOLE ROSEANNE SITUATION
I was not surprised when I heard that ABC was re-booting Roseanne Barr’s hit ’90s sitcom Roseanne. The ’90s are back, if … More
CONE AND STEINER IS 7/11 FOR RICH PEOPLE– SO WHY DO I GO BACK?
The gentle strains of a well produced folk band waft overhead. A man who looks to be in his fifties … More
TRANSCRIPT OF A MEETING AT EZELL’S WORLD HEADQUARTERS
Ezell’s Famous Fried Chicken has its world corporate headquarters across the street from my house. I know this because, quite … More