My wife was out with her girlfriend last Saturday (thank God for GIRL’S NIGHT so I can get a BREAK … More
Category: White People
We are continually amazed by the mediocrity of our fellow white men and just white people in general.
IS PETTINESS (LIKE JOHN MCCAIN’S) GOOD OR BAD?
As you definitely heard, John McCain died this past weekend. Also, John McCain was petty as fuck. JOHN MCCAIN’S PETTINESS … More
THE TELLING PLAQUES OF THE FAIRHAVEN DISTRICT
Fairhaven is a boutique area with a deeply strange history. At the south end of Bellingham, once it’s own town, … More
I CAN WANT TO PRESERVE THE SHOWBOX AND STILL BE A YIMBY
I’ve read a lot of takes on the Showbox recently, and it’s been frustrating to see people that I generally … More
ARE THE BLUE ANGELS GOOD… OR BAD?
It’s Seafair weekend and it’s time to get down to the classic Seafair take: either the Blue Angels are everything … More
EXCELLENCE IN CITYNESS: KEXP GATHERING SPACE
The KEXP Gathering Space has an unwieldy, nonprofit-y name, but it’s very cool. There are lots of nice chairs, and … More
WHAT CHANGED WHEN TRUMP MET PUTIN IN HELSINKI
Nothing. Literally nothing changed. If there is any difference, it’s that now even the most magical of thinkers can’t deny … More
REPUBLICANS DON’T HAVE “FAMILY VALUES,” AND NEVER DID
The Trump administration’s scariest policy—forcibly taking children away from their parents on the Southern border—may finally end the myth that … More
IN 1852, FREDERICK DOUGLASS TOLD US THE REAL MEANING OF THE 4TH OF JULY — AND AMERICAN PATRIOTISM
I love America, but it’s complicated. There’s a hatefulness, these days, that’s associated with patriotism. It’s ugly nationalism: the people … More
AN OPEN LETTER TO DAVID LYNCH, THE PATRON SAINT OF WEIRDNESS, AND OH MY GOD HOW COULD HE BETRAY US
Dear David Lynch, I love your movies. I love your television. I love your movies that were meant to be … More