There are any number of songs about New Years Eve, New Years Day, the concept of the New Year and … More
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GET OUT THE VOTE! DON’T TAKE THE ELECTION FOR GRANTED!
We’ve been going on for a while now about how this election is not guaranteed to Democrats, despite a certain … More
I’M NOT SAD THAT PAUL ALLEN IS DEAD
\I’m not dancing on his grave, either, but expect no tears from me. Paul Allen was extremely rich, and seemed … More
WARNING ALERTS I RECEIVED FROM SEATTLE CENTRAL COLLEGE YESTERDAY
Seattle Colleges Alert Message <seattlecolleges@getrave.com> Mon, Oct 8, 1:36 PM The power is out in parts of Seattle Central’s Broadway Edison … More
86 ME PLEASE: HOW TO GET KICKED OUT OF A RESTAURANT LIKE SARAH SANDERS
Have you been kicked out of a bar or restaurant recently? Well, if you haven’t, you aren’t trying hard enough. … More
POWER RANKINGS: 5 BEST NEW MEXICO THINGS (NOW THAT I AM A CERTIFIED EXPERT)
My last four days I took a mini-vacation from Seattle’s coffee-and-status fueled bump and grind to catch up with an … More
EXCELLENCE IN CITYNESS: COLMAN POOL
Colman Pool, at the very southwest corner of the city, is something that could only exist in Seattle. That statement … More
I WILL TOTALLY HESITATE BEFORE REACHING OUT, SOCIAL MEDIA FRIEND TYPES
It’s been a pretty bad year for beloved celebrities killing themselves. Waking up on Friday to a feed full of … More
WHAT TO THINK WHEN SOMEONE MIGHT BE DYING
Waiting rooms are all the same, but the better ones have good furniture. I am sitting on a pretty decent … More