by Jacob Sisneros I gotta admit I’m feeling conflicted heading into arguably the matchup of the season. As a 49ers … More
Category: Rebuttal
A BRIEF, VIOLENT METAPHOR FOR BEZOS’ “PHILANTHROPY”
A man with a blowtorch comes to your home when you are at work. He torches it, then takes a … More
I CAN WANT TO PRESERVE THE SHOWBOX AND STILL BE A YIMBY
I’ve read a lot of takes on the Showbox recently, and it’s been frustrating to see people that I generally … More
GO TO PLACES NOT OWNED BY MEINERT
A few years back I was sitting in a bar on Capitol Hill with a friend and cracked a joke … More
DAVE MEINERT AND THE DUDE APOLOGY FORMULA
By now, if you’re a Seattleite who enjoys going out, seeing music, or knows anyone who does, you’ve doubtlessly heard … More
REPUBLICANS DON’T HAVE “FAMILY VALUES,” AND NEVER DID
The Trump administration’s scariest policy—forcibly taking children away from their parents on the Southern border—may finally end the myth that … More
AN OPEN LETTER TO DAVID LYNCH, THE PATRON SAINT OF WEIRDNESS, AND OH MY GOD HOW COULD HE BETRAY US
Dear David Lynch, I love your movies. I love your television. I love your movies that were meant to be … More
WICKED PISSAH: BOSTON RULES AND SO DOES DUNKIN’ ICED COFFEE
by Sam Carter How’s my morale? Fairly low. One might say it’s lower than the Seahawks’ after Superbowl XLIX. Lower … More