Giannis Antetokounmpo of the Milwaukee Bucks is a remarkable basketball player. He has the unusual chance to become the best … More
Category: National Politics
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THE THREE FATIGUES OF JOE BIDEN’S RUN
A couple of weeks ago, Joe Biden announced his candidacy for the Democratic Nomination for President of the United States … More
HOW’S YOUR MORALE UNEQUIVOCALLY AND ENTHUSIASTICALLY ENDORSES BETO O’ROURKE FOR PRESIDENT
Gentle reader, there are times throughout the course of history when one must take a stand. When one can feel … More
LETS SEPARATE JOE BIDEN THE CANDIDATE FROM THE MEME . . . NOW
Joe Biden. Uncle Joe. The President of Vice. Leslie Knope’s number one crush. Obama’s bromantic partner. The internet loves Joe … More
DEAR JAY INSLEE: DON’T RUN FOR PRESIDENT
Jay Inslee is the governor of Washington now, and maybe he will try to become the Democratic nominee for president. … More
DEAR BERNIE SANDERS: DON’T RUN FOR PRESIDENT
Dear Bernie Sanders, You will not read this, because you are a busy man. As soon as the midterms ended, … More
POST ELECTION ANALYSIS ANALYSIS
Last night I worked a shift at what turned out to be an election bar. The TVs that are usually … More
SIX TIPS TO CALM ELECTION DAY NERVES
In a little under six hours, polls will close in Washington. In three they’ll be closing on the East Coast. … More
VOTE!
Fill out your ballot and send it in by tomorrow night for your vote to get tallied. We’re all counting … More
THE PRESIDENTIAL ALERT TESTER THINGY WAS CREEPY
I’m not sure why, exactly, this felt more invasive than an amber alert. I get amber alerts all the time … More