NOT SHOCKED THAT RICHARD “DICK” BURR MADE A KILLING ON CORONAVIRUS

I’ve always assumed that the people who lie professionally on television about politics and current events were in it for … More

POWER RANKINGS: THINGS AT THE MOVIES THAT AREN’T THE MOVIES

Over the weekend I went to see a couple movies. I don’t get out to see movies in theaters that … More

MEETING PEOPLE ISN’T EASY

I’ve moved to a new town, San Diego, in the last six months. I haven’t made (m)any friends yet.  I’ve … More

BUD, PAL, SWEETIE: WHAT YOU GET CALLED THAT’S NOT YOUR NAME

At the end of the night, one bar patron is in the restroom, and the other is gathering her things. … More

POWER RANKINGS: 5 ROBOTS THAT CALL MY PHONE

My phone rings a lot. It’s not because I’m popular, or because the few people who communicate with me do … More

STOP TECHSPREADING

At four forty five p.m. on a Monday, Eastern Cafe is packed. Not every Monday, but the day in question … More

IT’S NOT THE RAIN—IT’S THE DARKNESS

Seattle in wintertime is a straight up bummer, but it’s not because of the rain. Today, twilight crept along at 3:45, … More

SIX TIPS TO CALM ELECTION DAY NERVES

In a little under six hours, polls will close in Washington. In three they’ll be closing on the East Coast. … More

POWER RANKINGS: HALLOWEEN NON-COSTUMES

Halloween is a weird holiday for me. For half my friends it is hands down their favorite day of the … More

BEYONCÉ IS GOOD

Last night, I had the privilege and pleasure, respectively, of watching Beyoncé and Jay Z perform for something like three hours. … More