I’ve always assumed that the people who lie professionally on television about politics and current events were in it for … More
Author: Peter Johnson
I APOLOGIZE TO THE SEAHAWKS FOR MY RECENT BAD BURRITO CHOICES
On Sunday, I had a California burrito from Nico’s for lunch. This caused the Seahawks to lose to the Rams, … More
MEETING PEOPLE ISN’T EASY
I’ve moved to a new town, San Diego, in the last six months. I haven’t made (m)any friends yet. I’ve … More
POWER RANKINGS: ROCK BANDS ON SAND DUNES
Why do guitar bands like to hang out on sand dunes? I can’t answer that for sure, but I do … More
GIANNIS AND THE BUCKS WERE THE NEW NBA DYNASTY, UNTIL THEY WEREN’T
Giannis Antetokounmpo of the Milwaukee Bucks is a remarkable basketball player. He has the unusual chance to become the best … More
IS THERE A PLAN FOR THE END OF GAME OF THRONES?
The tricky thing about telling a fantasy story is that, if you can look at the story from any grounded … More
MICHAEL COHEN’S BIG, STEAMING PILE OF TESTIMONY
Michael Cohen really sat down and unloaded the other day. He really dropped at least two huge stories. Definitely a … More
5 GREAT TIPS FOR SURVIVING YOUR CONTINUED CONFINEMENT
Let’s assume that you, like me, have been stuck in your house for 5+ days because of the 2019 GREAT … More
IT’S NOT THE RAIN—IT’S THE DARKNESS
Seattle in wintertime is a straight up bummer, but it’s not because of the rain. Today, twilight crept along at 3:45, … More
TRADING JAMES PAXTON TO THE YANKESS IS JUST THE LATEST INSULT TO MARINERS FANS
On the night it was published, my sister texted me a link to this article, by Mariners beat writer extraordinaire … More