NOT SHOCKED THAT RICHARD “DICK” BURR MADE A KILLING ON CORONAVIRUS

I’ve always assumed that the people who lie professionally on television about politics and current events were in it for … More

I APOLOGIZE TO THE SEAHAWKS FOR MY RECENT BAD BURRITO CHOICES

On Sunday, I had a California burrito from Nico’s for lunch. This caused the Seahawks to lose to the Rams, … More

MEETING PEOPLE ISN’T EASY

I’ve moved to a new town, San Diego, in the last six months. I haven’t made (m)any friends yet.  I’ve … More

POWER RANKINGS: ROCK BANDS ON SAND DUNES

Why do guitar bands like to hang out on sand dunes? I can’t answer that for sure, but I do … More

GIANNIS AND THE BUCKS WERE THE NEW NBA DYNASTY, UNTIL THEY WEREN’T

Giannis Antetokounmpo of the Milwaukee Bucks is a remarkable basketball player. He has the unusual chance to become the best … More

IS THERE A PLAN FOR THE END OF GAME OF THRONES?

The tricky thing about telling a fantasy story is that, if you can look at the story from any grounded … More

MICHAEL COHEN’S BIG, STEAMING PILE OF TESTIMONY

Michael Cohen really sat down and unloaded the other day. He really dropped at least two huge stories. Definitely a … More

5 GREAT TIPS FOR SURVIVING YOUR CONTINUED CONFINEMENT

Let’s assume that you, like me, have been stuck in your house for 5+ days because of the 2019 GREAT … More

IT’S NOT THE RAIN—IT’S THE DARKNESS

Seattle in wintertime is a straight up bummer, but it’s not because of the rain. Today, twilight crept along at 3:45, … More

TRADING JAMES PAXTON TO THE YANKESS IS JUST THE LATEST INSULT TO MARINERS FANS

On the night it was published, my sister texted me a link to this article, by Mariners beat writer extraordinaire … More