HOW’S YOUR MORALE UNEQUIVOCALLY AND ENTHUSIASTICALLY ENDORSES BETO O’ROURKE FOR PRESIDENT

Gentle reader, there are times throughout the course of history when one must take a stand. When one can feel the mighty hands of fate moving– but those hands are not moving us; we are moving them. There are times, dear friends, in the course of this great nation, a nation that has long been a symbol of all things great and noble to the world, when we, the concerned citizens, must come together to defend democracy. Indeed! It is the very foundations of our liberties, freedoms, comforts, and norms that are currently under attack by an administration most vile.

But shall we stand by and let every county, state, city, and towne convulse and be crushed under the weight of tyranny? NAY!

For it is now, that under the surefooted guidance of the Party Democratic, that we shall come together and shape the course of history, shake off the hideous yoke of Republican rule and save America, and in fact, the very world.

It is with the heavy weight of history on our shoulders that we here at How’s Your Morale make our Presidential endorsement.

We endorse Beto O’Rourke for President of this Fair Country, for in a time of great crisis, and great need, he is what Democrats– and the nation– need the most:

A HANDSOME LOSER.


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