This list could have been HYM at its finest– but this list is woefully incomplete. There are many factors such as trash can placement, stickiness of self-serve soda fountains, and cleanliness of staff uniforms that could have made this a Pulitzer-worthy entry into the great halls of American Journalism. Sadly, Graham and Peter are lazy, slipshod, writers whose all-consuming lust for “the meats” turned this into an unessential, if diverting, read. —Graham
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The top four most powerful fast food locations in Seattle. This list is scientific, objective, and infallible. Refresh yourself on the criteria and behold the truth. If you disagree with us, you are wrong, but you can let us know on this one evil website.
Without further adieu. . . the top 4. . .
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