My wife was out with her girlfriend last Saturday (thank God for GIRL’S NIGHT so I can get a BREAK FROM ALL THAT DAMN NAGGING!), so you know what that means: GUY’S NIGHT!
1. LIFT WEIGHTS
Gotta get swole, brah. It was leg day. Squats. Lunges. Leg curls. Protein.
2. PLAY DRUMS
I actually did this twice. Once was in between sets while I was lifting.
3. EAT A BLT FOR DINNER WHILE WATCHING THE GODFATHER
The BLT was good. The Godfather was better.
4. GO OUT DRINKING WITH GRAHAM
GUY’S NIGHT OUT!
5. NEGOTIATE A FAIR WAGE WITHOUT FEAR OF REPRISAL
That was pretty cool. Unlike many women, who find their professional credentials second-guessed, and experience all sort of gaslighting about the value of their career(/life) experience, I was able to tell my prospective employer how much I’ve been able to command for my work and negotiate and I didn’t have to worry about any of that other shit!
Oh, and I’m probably going to get paid just about 20 percent more than a woman with comparable experience. AWESOME, BRO!
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